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The Bloody Apprentice


A friend pointed me to this the other day, and quite funny it is too - footage of the BBC's popular reality show The Apprentice, painstakingly edited so as to make a monkey out of Sugar and its contestants (though they often do a fair job of that themselves). Contains some strong language though, so don't watch if you're easily offended.

And while we're on the subject of The Apprentice - does anyone actually know what job it is that the winner gets? Organising the stationery at Amstrad HQ? Or perhaps researching new areas for Sugar's businesses to expand into - as in Harry Hill's gag about 'Amsstairs' ("No, we don't sell 'amsters, we sell Amsstairs")? Any suggestions welcome.

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Alex said…
They get assigned a job once they win, usually managing some underwhelming project. The first one ended up managing part of amstrad's beauty division. I think the one before last got a job essentially clearing out a warehouse, the look on his face was priceless.

"every week i'm gonna set you buisness tasks, one team will win and in the losing team one of you will get banged up in some cuban gaol somewhere"
laughed so hard it took me a full 2 minutes to climb back on the sofa, can't believe how seamless that bit was

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